Monday, May 16, 2005

You Might Be a "True" Redneck if: (I beg anyone, ANYONE, to post a comment.)

I am and will always be a "TRUE" Redneck!!!!!!

1. You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, "One nation, under God."

2. You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

3. You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter Festival."

4. You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

5. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

6. You might be a redneck if: You treat Viet Namvets with great respect, and always have.

7. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

8. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

9. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to do the same.

10. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend

1 comment:

Tenacious Monkey said...

I don't think any of those things constitute being a "true" redneck...I agree with pretty much all of those and don't count myself as a redneck. I could be mistaken though; it's been known to happen!