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When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliffin your new car.

Body Found North Of Fort Stockton

A body of a woman between 20 to 30 years old was found just 15 miles outside of town.

News West 9 reported on this saying:

Pecos County Investigators are looking for answers after a body is
found north of Fort Stockton.
The discovery was made 15 miles north of Ft.
Stockton off FM 1053.
According to authorities the land owner found the
body, while he was checking on wells on the property Thursday around three.
Investigators found what appears to be the badly decomposed body of a women
in her late 20s or 30s.
Investigators tell NewsWest Nine, they believe the
body had been in the field for weeks.
The body has been sent to Lubbock for
autopsy.
Pecos County Deputies are investigating it as a murder.

CBS7 reported this:

Fort Stockton – Fort Stockton Sheriff’s deputies are investigating a woman's body found north of the city early Thursday afternoon.Deputies say a pumper who was checking wells on a lease road off Highway 1053 found the body.Investigators believe the body may have been out on the lease road for two to three weeks.They say the body was decomposed, and an autopsy has been ordered.The Pecos County Sheriff’s office and Texas Rangers are investigating.

The Odessa American reported:

PECOS COUNTY Sheriff’s office officials in Pecos County are investigating a woman’s body found Thursday afternoon outside of Fort Stockton. Pecos County deputy Pete Galvan said the body was found at 2:30 p.m. Thursday 15 miles outside of Fort Stockton when the landowner was checking on a well site on his property. He said sheriff’s investigators have had a hard time in the case because the body was decaying. “As far as we can tell it’s a woman,” he said. “The body was in pretty bad shape.” Galvan said sheriff’s officials think they know how long the body has been dead but are not completely certain because of the weather.

So far, we do not know who she is. It was apparent that she was "Dumped". I am commenting on this because I feel that with Fort Stockton growing bigger each and every day that we do not need some like this happening in our community. If any one has any information about this please contact any of our local Law Inforcement offices:
911
Crime Stoppers - 432/ 336-7777
FBI (El Paso) - 915/ 533-7451
FBI (Midland) - 432/ 682-4766
National Youth Crisis Hotline - 1-800-448-4663
Police Department - 432/ 336-4600
Sheriff Department - 432/ 336-3521
Texas Department of Public Safety - 432/ 336-3414
US Border Patrol - 432/ 336-2486

If you have information about this and do not wish to make contact with athorities directly, you may comment or email through my blog and I WILL relay the information for you.

Update: 10/02/07 Invesigators have identified the body. Her name is Tonya Michelle May. CBS7 reported on Oct. 2nd. that the investigation is still underway.

Update: 10/04/07 According to the Fort Stockton Pioneer, "Evidence that we located at the scene indicates that it was a murder,"

How Do You Spell 2?

My wife was helping Tyla with her homework and asked her how to spell 2.

Tyla - "Well 2."

Shelly - "No, how do you spell 2?"

Tyla - Agressively "2"!

Shelly - "No Tyla, how do you spell it, not say it?"

Tyla calmly raises her arm and writes the number 2 in the air.

I may be blond but I did not hand this, say... dumb blond, down to my kids. It has to have come from my wife. I have posted about some weird comments from Tyla before here.

Myspace "Bears" No Results

Click on the picture to enlarge it.

I didn't think that "Bears" had anything to do with it!

My Son is So Full of Shit

I have to post this and I have said it before here.

My Son is so full of shit its unbelieveable. He has Shit his diaper 5 times in the last 5 hours. WTF? I am not sure what is causing it but Shelly is getting really iritated at this point.

Note: I do NOT change dirty dipers

Update #1 : We're up to diper Six at 3:00pm, and by the way he is NOT sick.

Update # 2: Shit diper number 7. 8:oopm

Why Does That 500GB Hard Drive Only Have 465GBs OF Usable Space?

OK, the computer geek in me is coming out again. Fellow Blogger, Jake, posted

Why Does That 500GB Hard Drive Only Have 465GBs of Usable Space?

on his blog Utterlyboring.com.

This site explains the math/science behind it. However, its sounds far more complicated than it really is.

So to help explain it to the average Joe (or in this case average Shelly)

I found this site.

When you go to the lumber yard and ask for a 2 x 4 piece of wood you are actually getting a 1 1/2 x 3 1/2 piece of wood. The original piece of wood is 2 x 4 but when it is cut down to a smooth, flat finish, it becomes the 1 1/2 x 3 1/2 perfect piece. (OK sometimes not perfect .... but you get the point).

The same is with computers. You start with 500 GB (gigabytes) and then you take away from the size when you add all the software that goes into it. You are not getting less of a product. The sell point references the original size not the "finished size".

Aggie EduKation

I could not resist!

I Believe All Schools Should Have This On Their Answering Machines

The outgoing message: "Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection:

To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1*

To make excuses for why your child did not do their work- Press 2*

To complain about what we do - Press 3*

To swear at staff members - Press 4*

To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5*

If you want us to raise your child - Press 6*

If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7*

To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8*

To complain about bus transportation - Press 9*

To complain about school lunches - Press 0*

If you realize this is the real world and your child must be held accountable and responsible for their own behavior, classwork-homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up now and have a nice day!

If you want this message in Spanish, you must be in the wrong country.