Sunday, February 26, 2006

Kids Say The Funniest Things!

My eight year old was in the shower for over 15 minutes. I cracked the door and asked what she was doing. "I'm putting conditioner in my hair, Dad!(ugg)" she said disgusted. "Did you wash your arm pits?"... "YES! Dad!"... "Did you wash your knee pitts?" I said trying to be funny. "YES!!!" she said, hatefully, knowing I was playing. "Did you wash behind your ears?" ...."YES DAD I DID!" sounding annoyed and frustrated. I then asked, "Did you wash behind your hinney?"
She promptly said, "YES!...umm, wait, what do you mean? The wall or the faucet?"

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